Category: UK Politics
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Normal service has (finally) been resumed on the computer
Terrible trouble prising the She Human away from her computer screen. We had a very nice time over Crissmus with lots of nice things to eat and much sitting around watching films on the teevee. The humans like this and I like to sit and keep an eye on them. I saw in the New…
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Rishy reshuffle
How to upset all your colleagues at the same time. After all the fights in Whitehall, Rishy Sunak the PM-Human was very upset with Sewer-Ella for making all the right-wing humans angry and putting them up to having a fight. So he fired her. (She Human explains that being fired is not like this picture…
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Oh the Pollyticks!
Are the Tories going to implode? It has gone stark staring bonkers in my house the past few days. There have been marches, protests, fights in the street, some humans carrying round rude placards that say horrible things about each other. This was all happening up in Lundun which is near us, not in our…
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The She Human likes reeding
But will she draw the line at Nadine Dorries? The She-Human likes reeding, I mean she really likes reeding. She is always at it, she has lots of books in shelves that go up to the ceiling and they are lying about everywhere. She tells me she likes to reed good books, because (she says)…
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Happy New Year from Monty’s Pollyticks
Krissmus has been a very quiet time of it here at Monty’s Pollyticks. Pollyitickal life here in the Yewkay seems to shut down for three weeks so there are no pollytickal programmes on the teevee and both my humans are very dull as they are stuck into the huge stash of pollytickal books they bought…
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Merry Krissmus and a Happy New Year from Monty’s Pollyticks
It’s been a busy few weeks in my house with my humans rushing off to all sorts of meetings and when they havent been rushing off to meetings the She Human has been working on her dissertatayshun, which seems to involve buying lots of books from Amayzun and the He Human has been reading lots…
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Mont and the Crazy Train
Apparently the Ginny Pig man, Donald Trump is ‘livid’ and ‘shouting at everyone’. Jim Acosta, the reporter human from CNN tellystation got thrown out of the White House back in the bad old days when the GP man was president of the Yewnited States. He has been receiving information from the GP man’s advisers that…
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Mont and the permacrisis
Humans like to use words. Some of which I pretend to understand, like garden, dinner and biscuits. This is a ruse on my part of course, I understand everything they say, even some of the crazier things. That being said, the humans also like to make words up and this week it was announced that…
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