About two minutes into the New Year I was very unimpressed when the Tweeter and Mr Elon Mucks decided they were going to suspend my Twitter account, so I was not able to get my New Year greeting out to my readers.

As usual I had been breaking important pollytickal news from the Yewnited States about Donald Trump, the orange ginny pig man and the fact he doesn’t like to pay his takses. Now I hear that Mr Elon Mucks had decided to let the GP man back onto the Tweeter so that may explain why my pollytickal views were censored.

I set the She Human onto this and she wrote an email in very stern terms to the Tweeter humans informing them that I felt my journalistic integrity had been compromised this could compromyse the freedum of speech.

I am pleased to say that my Tweeter account has now been reinstated and I am very pleased with the She-Human for writing the emails – there are some advantages to having a Human who has studied the human lores even if it can make her tedious and nit-pikky at times.